carly ann smallbird

Nine Years Ago today, author Eva Problems wrote a masterpiece of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night fiction, with the central theme of gender.

Please enjoy YOUR ASSHOLE DAD'S CASTLE IS BACK AGAIN.

make sure to read her other works!!

for example, Treatise on the Peregrine Phoenix part 1:

also, follow her on here @ohnoproblems

hey that's me!! i also wrote a spiritual sequel to it called METROIDxVANIA where tgirl alucard fucks galactically-renowned bounty hunter samus aran. it was originally published in the books of a library on a long-gone private minecraft server but you can enjoy it right now on AO3

so, my healthcare costs jumped a scary amount between 2022-2023 (like mid five figures 💀) and i’m thinking of making a patreon for my smut. there would only be one tier and i’d post daily there as well. i would keep posting on cohost, of course, but patrons would get high res versions of the images plus a bunch of extra sketches and a big round up pdf at the end of each month.

is that something you would be interested in? i have limited energy, so ideally i’d like to launch it knowing there would be a small boost of sign ups at the very beginning!

all right, i've gotten the bones of the page set up and now i'm just waiting for the patreon team to review and approve it. i'm so excited to launch!

hell yeah y'all, my brand new patreon is here! https://www.patreon.com/vespertinedreams

i'll probably post at least one image every day, and a lot of sketches, color concepts, character sketches, and more that don't make it onto my cohost. i'm keeping it at $7/month for EVERYTHING for now, but plan on raising the sub to $10 later in the year or in 2024, so now is a great time to sign up!

and expect something fun there to kick things off tonight :3