Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no N-F-L, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN SONS-OF-BITCHIN' FUCK FUCK FUCKING
