all good sports are extremely stupid. if your sport isnt recklessly dumb or doesnt make you look like the hapless victim of some elaborate prank while playing it, your sport sucks. sorry.
@spiders and i made a chart. i think this is all of the sports, sorry if we forgot any
(version of SVG with text, in case you want to more usefully edit it)
Desperately trying to calculate where on this chart calcio storico falls