THE DATABASE ☆

All calculators have gotten an update, where a new operand was added as an Easter Egg.
We have been given no clues by John Calculator as to how to unlock it, what it does, nor what it even looks like. Data miners will be working overtime to find out everything there is to this mysterious new feature.

trying out a new comm format that hopefully will work out better for both me anybody who gets them.

if u dont get in this time im gonna try to do like idk, a batch a week?, every other week? i will figure it out, u will get ur chance probably

been trying to figure out how exactly to answer this for a few days bc i honestly kinda only admitted That Specifically to myself when i made that post, lol. so we’re gonna figure this out together.

it definitely feels like being goat therian, and the stuff you could imagine for that as an anthro, but like, a specific subtype of it. Goat Therian+, even. i think more than the lore-y aspects of it (which, i do just realize that i vibe with as i write this, like. the thing about having pseudo-biological-immortality, and the thing about having a strong SOUL, even if i’m not sure yet how i feel about how that relates to human SOULs), i resonate a LOT with the whole… feeling, and demeanor, and aesthetic of boss monsters in general, as the ones we see in canon are portrayed (counting ralsei in this). well-spoken; kind and sweet; wise, gentle souls; fluffy and adorable and lovable. able to maintain it on some level, even when ground to dust by the world. (…flowey’s a, uh. interesting case. i leave that one up as an exercise to the reader.)

i think primarily i’m talking about asriel and ralsei, since they’re always the ones that spoke to me the most, but this also very much applies to toriel and asgore to significant extent in both of their iterations. it may just sound like i kin ralsei and/or asriel or something, which, i mean, kind of i guess? but i mostly feel like… something else, of my own, moreso influenced by them and not really either of them specifically. which is why i say “boss monster therian”.

anyway, it just always seemed like such a nice and joyful thing to be. a gentle, fuzzy beacon of hope, seeing through the veil of a world so fixated on cruelty. and on the subject of the profile picture, it feels like an expression of these things in some way, and helps me feel closer to it, to an identity as an adorable, fluffy, ray-of-sunshine goat furry—a boss monster—and that’s why it feels so right, why it makes me feel so happy. of course, nowadays, i’m not naive. well, less naive at least. i’m well acquainted with the things that happen in this world (though admittedly, not firsthand for the most part, which sometimes scares me because i wonder if that’s why i’m not so jaded). and i know what can happen if you’re too kind—like, hell, look at everything ralsei’s got going on emotionally. how his need to be “kind” stunts him. how a desire for genuine emotional validation gets warped into selfish people pleasing. how it erases his own identity. how it can seriously hurt himself and his friends.

(…note to self. i don’t exactly not kin ralsei.)

all i know is that people in general are fundamentally good, and that cruelty and suffering are largely manufactured in this artificial world of ours, and that because it’s constructed, we can reshape it into a better place. and most importantly: that your heart is a muscle the size of your fist, and we need to keep on loving, keep on fighting, and hold on for our lives. (cw sui described in lyrics)

obviously, we can’t always not kill, or not be killed in this world. in fact, that’s far from ideal. but that doesn’t mean we should give up trying, yeah?

(i don’t know if this is the answer you wanted, it’s not exactly the one i expected to write, and i also don’t really know if it makes sense, but if you have any more specific questions feel free to hit up my askbox again :3)

bug women part two