M A R M

you know ive never really liked most soup, so im probably going to go with [remembers tomato soup and grilled cheese] oh dear... oh ;;; hmm .. . ; ;

some sort of spiritual seinfeld energy echoes out of my mouth from a thousand years in the past

moop

The Moon. No question.

when the moon hits your eye, that's amore, but when soup hits your eye you just get corneal burns

gotta go with the moon here

Moon:

• Big
• Bright, about half the time
• Made of cheese

Soup:

• As big as is practical in relation to portion size
• If it glows, it's probably too hot to eat
• Can have cheese in it

Genuinely a tough one to answer.

Soup. You can’t eat the moon unless you’re very skilled

moon becuz sometimes i odnt like soup but the moon is always there for me

soup because the moon is very cold but soup is very warm and i'm freezy

Soup is solid, no question. Who can be mad at french onion? But not only does the moon control the tides, it is our most beautiful celestial object. Sorry soup, but you are the weakest drink.

on one hand, the moon produces tides, which are beautiful. On the other hand, the ocean is a kind of (cold, salty, partly inedible) soup, so without soup there would be no ocean, no tides, and also probably no life. I guess I've got to give this one to soup!

I live many days without soup but I cannot go more than a single night without the moon.

SOP

Soup. The moon makes night too bright.