M A R M

i had a dream that Dwayne Johnson revealed that he was a cohost user, and that he was opening a brand new restaurant. if you told the staff you were a friend of eggbug, you'd get a discount at the grand opening

lrt i often have dreams about going to the discount retro games section of a big store or just visiting retro games stores in general, and the other day i had a dream where i found a copy of croc for sega saturn so i guess that was a premonition

had a dream that i got roped into a pokemon d&d game and i had a lot of questions about like how do evolution, moves, types etc work and what subclasses were allowed and the dm had like no answers for me. i decided to play a fighter lucario with the dueling fighting style and a longsword & shield to play it safe. but then i realized that oh we're level 1 so i should probably be a riolu, right? and the dm just kinda shrugged lol it was not a well-thought-out hack

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME I KEEP DREAMING ABOUT TAKING A BUS FROM LAKELAND TO TAMPA BUT WE DON'T HAVE BUSSES THAT DO THAT HERE IT'S JUST IN MY BRAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PRANKED BY MY DREAMS AT THIS POINT