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poltchageist is a terrible name for a pokemon lmao matchageist would have been fine but come on what is that "oltcha" what in the consonant cluster terrible mouth feel ew

watched the andrew cunningham video about gaster's theme one too many times and now i hear it everywhere wtf

To find out P roll 2d6+ Protein
10+ You procure beautiful lacy cuts of Prosciutto
7+ Choose 1 of the following: Peanut Butter, Pastrami, Sliced Pork
6- You've placed a fine layer of ground black Pepper across both slices of bread. Mark xp for the lesson you are about to learn.

To find B roll + Bread
10+ Your sandwich is nestled between two slices of buttery brioche
7+ You discover a bun in the back of the fridge. It's still good and soft but it shape introduces complications for assembly.
6- You are unable to locate any bread until you look at your toaster and discover one half of a toasted bagel you forgot about... When did you last toast a bagel?! Mark 1 xp you fool.

To find T roll + Topping
10+ You shave a truffle lovingly onto your sandwich. Not too much to overpower but enough to elevate.
7+ You slice a lovely tomato... unfortunately you realize when you bite into your meal that you forgot to salt them. The sandwich still nourishes but mark +1 forward shame.
6- You go to add a little heat with a hit of tobasco- mark 1 xp as the lid falls off and you drench your meal.. You are sure it's still good.

To find out A roll 2d6 + Additives
10+ You may add your choice of Acid, even just a sprinkle of citrus juice might bring something special out.
7+ You think adding a nice Aioli would be good, and you'd be right. All you can find in your fridge is miracle whip- it'll have to do.
6- You always thought anchovies got a bad rap, and thats why they go on every sandwich you make. Mark 1 xp you brave soldier