vogon

the evil "Website Boy"

member of @staff, lapsed linguist and drummer, electronics hobbyist

zip's bf

no supervisor but ludd means the threads any good


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bluesky
if bluesky has a million haters I am one of them, if bluesky has one hater that's me, if bluesky has no haters then I am no more on the earth (more details: https://cohost.org/vogon/post/1845751-bonus-pure-speculati)
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seattle, WA

JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory asked:

what's your dream car to own? and what's your dream car to get to destroy with a large sledgehammer with all your friends, just really take your anger out on?

here's where I reveal two dark secrets about me:

  1. I don't have a driver's license
  2. I have awful taste in cars

since I can't actually use it I would want a car that does some silly gimmick in a way I find endearing, and that would probably be a heavily modded (ground effects, loud sound system, etc.) first-gen Scion xB or Chrysler PT Cruiser in the most hideous color I can imagine.

car I want to destroy with a sledgehammer? easy. hummer H1.


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in reply to @vogon's post:

Lmao I used to have a Hummer bicycle! It was a branded version of a Montague (full size folding) bike that I think some Hummer owners got for free or something? It was gifted to me and had a cool yellow color but the extremely embarrassing HUMMER text along the sides.