
member of @staff, lapsed linguist and drummer, electronics hobbyist
zip's bf
no supervisor but ludd means the threads any good
i was giving him some benefit of doubt that he was tanking twitter on purpose but no he really is just a dumbass
yeah one of the main things about him that's been obvious for a while is that he hasn't touched a line of code in 25 years or more
EVEN WHEN HE DID he was not good at shit
x.com had vulnerabilities that led to other accounts being able to drain each other. He wanted to transfer paypal to windows server infra
he has always been really, really bad at it all
Yesterday, Twitter told employees the offices were closed and badge access was suspended until Monday. Employees are extremely confused.
Elmo trying to talk to actual engineers about their projects is going to cause another round of resignations as it becomes clear he doesn't know the first thing about coding but is absolutely convinced that he does.
And for those who remember: "what does #include mean?"
Presumably thinks #include is some sort of social justice warrior thing
he's obsessed with sloc, even though this has been a debunked metric since what the 70s? maybe even 60s?
God I hope someone just choses random lines from like the linux kernel or something. Or just like a random variable declaration and say without this line... the whole codebase wouldn't even compile!
getting hired on twitter 2.0 for DMing "sudo rm rf" to Elon
smdh my damn head if you don't have the "salience" flag turned on in your IDE