vogon

the evil "Website Boy"

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FauxWren
@FauxWren

I never staked this claim here so I just wanted to clear the air


FauxWren
@FauxWren

porygon is a strange variety of Digital Meat. their entire existence is questionable on a metaphysical and physical level but i am absolutely confident that within the confines of their reality they are meat. they probably should be flying too. that's obviously a bird.

ditto is OBVIOUSLY meat. meat can be goo. c'mon. ditto is my favorite pokemon do you think i didn't think about this


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in reply to @FauxWren's post:

in reply to @jkap's post:

Porygon has the texture of marzipan and tastes like putting a nine-volt on your tongue and you're saying to me that's meat? This is just "well technically tomato is a fruit" again

in reply to @FauxWren's post:

I have to admit that imagining Ditto wobbling around like that and taking all the different shapes while being made entirely of flowing meat on the inside raises its horror value significantly