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member of @staff, lapsed linguist and drummer, electronics hobbyist
zip's bf
no supervisor but ludd means the threads any good
sends a box to the corporate address. inside the box is another box. inside that box is a folded piece of paper. as you unfold it, it becomes gargantuan, like a map in a cartoon. sometimes you have to unfold interlocking pieces. the mailroom is covered in seas of paper.
once you get it open. in the center of the paper, printed in tiny font
"good job!"