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Falim 100 Pieces Sugar Free Chewing Gum
Customer Review
Nom de Plume
5.0 out of 5 stars
Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2021
The best gum, stop whining
Consistency: I enjoy a strong chewing gum that doesn't lose its consistency; this is that gum. When I first started chewing this, I could barely break it and my jaw would get sore after an hour or so of chewing it. Now? It feels nearly too soft to me to enjoy and has left me completely unable to enjoy even the consistency of other gums. I have been chewing only this gum for the past couple of years, and believe me when I tell you my face, which was before somewhat softer, has now gone full square and my jaw looks like it belongs on a horse. I may upload a pic or video at some point to show you what I mean; my jaw muscles ripple.
On the other hand:
Flavor: weak men complain about the flavor, and well they should as this gum is not meant for them. This is the gum for a man who knows what he likes and they don't deserve the face gains this gum offers. People say it tastes "herby" which is somewhat true, but the flavor is actually resin through and through. While it is strong at first, it grows weaker but never leaves. At first, I found it unpleasant because I was in my youth and wasn't prepared to understand strength, but now I have come to appreciate it for what it is.
Comparison: compare this, please, to other gums. Regular sugar free gums coddle you with aspartame or whatever else they offer. Sweet? Really? You are chewing gum, not eating cake. Why must everything be sweet? The flavour is lost, in any case, within the first ten minutes. Are you telling me you are only chewing gum for ten minutes? And so after those ten minutes, the enjoyment has gone down or that it is no longer desirable? Skip the first ten minutes.
The consistency of other gums, as well, can hold no candle to Falim. They fall apart, they become mushy, they practically dissolve in your mouth! This gum will never leave you. Ever.
I don't care if you find this gross, but I hope you find it informative as to the quality of Falim: I see no purpose in wasting good quality products, and so I tend to keep chewing the same piece of gum for as long as I can. Regular gum? I'm lucky if it lasts me more than a day. Honestly, they are just that trash. Falim? Oh, boy. Falim? Falim has no expiration date. Honestly, a single pack of 100 could easily last you the rest of your life. I have been able to chew the same few pieces of Falim upwards of a few months. You pop it out, stick it in a tin, on a cup, behind your ear, wherever and it retains the exact same consistency as always.
In any case, this gum is the bomb. It will never leave you, never abandon you, never leave you feeling ripped off. It will give you the jaw of an ox and the square face of a German. It will give you more than any other thing can give you on this earth. Buy it. Use it. Treasure it. And, if you buy it and are turned off by the flavor or texture, then it simply wasn't meant for you. Leave it for the men.
i am not even fully convinced this is a real guy.
