it's Fuck His Flat Ass Friday [someone whispers in my ear, my face turns more solemn] and also Easter Sunday.

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it's Fuck His Flat Ass Friday [someone whispers in my ear, my face turns more solemn] and also Easter Sunday.
How is it both Friday and Sunday? Did his flat ass get fucked so hard it caused a time paradox? Did I really just type that with my own two hands?