was looking up beetlejuice merch for [reasons] and found this awful bootleg doll (at least, i can only assume it's bootleg because of the disney princess art) [x]
i mean, it looks better than the official beetlejuice plushies. every single one of him is the ugliest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life. im going to let you look them up yourself i don't want to subject you to the Horrors
next up is this seemingly licensed sandworm keychain which is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. look at it. it looks like a garden eel. it's adorable [x]