still thinking about this two days later: page for android phone with thermal camera that starts out advertising basic industrial uses, finding electrical hot spots etc, but after like three pages of that, having gone completely past the sale, things begin to get weirder and weirder until they're suggesting you read your families minds and use your phone as a fuck detector
if you're interested in one you'll be happy to learn that it runs android 10 and somehow they found a 720p screen for it
this makes me think of an everything2 article (remember that site? - well, it still does) describing something absolutely terrible yet hilarious enough that it should actually exist, perhaps: liquid crystal thermochromic pants.
I have periodically searched this to see if any evidence of such a garment physically existing would turn up and it never does. If it ever does, though, gray sweatpants will be banished in favor
