BARTENDER: man, sometimes part of this job is that the most annoying people form parasocial relationships with you.
ME, IN THE DISTANCE, CHATTING TO SOMEONE ELSE: i must be degreaser the way i'm the barkeeper's friend!

BARTENDER: man, sometimes part of this job is that the most annoying people form parasocial relationships with you.
ME, IN THE DISTANCE, CHATTING TO SOMEONE ELSE: i must be degreaser the way i'm the barkeeper's friend!