So we're live in the middle of Game 3887. Field of play Nebraska, end zones Wyoming and Iowa, next score wins.

Next score wins, yeah, and it's tied 24-24. A lot of guys are trying to chase this game, but we're the only ones who have been on top of it the whole time. We've been chasing it eight years now.
Eight and a half years now.
Yeah, eight and a half years now. Micah, speed up.
Dude I can't. Fuckin, the cop won't let me pass.
Oh. Uhh, hold on, get up next to him. Roll down the window.
Sir! Hello, officer?
You boys need to keep your distance.
Sir, we're just trying to shoot Game 3887.
You can do that from out here. You don't need to get close to the twister.
This is stupid dude, I've been in like 20 twisters.
Officer, we've been in a lot of tornadoes. We know how to handle ourselves. This game here is headed straight toward the tornado. It might go up in the twister.
You're plenty close for that.
Sir, if we could just
This is not a debate! I am not going to debate with you! I am, what I'm gonna do is I will pull you over and bring all three of you before the county magistrate. Do you want that?
No, officer!
Sorry officer!
This is bullshit.
acab includes this dumbshit tornado cop.
eat shit football pig.


