I watched a commercial for a quarter pounder and 10 McNuggets™️ and now I want a double quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets™️. Hate to hand it to the advertising industry but they got my ass.
5) McNuggets (Optimal Sauce: Sweet & Sour, Ketchup works in a pinch)
4) Chicken McGangbang (for those not in the know, that is a McChicken that you put in between the patties of a McDouble)
3) French fries, extra salt
2) You're 10 years old, and your grandma takes you to McDonalds. She loves that resturant, and tbh you know that she takes you partly as an excuse to eat there herself. But you go to Catholic school, and she doesn't know it but you've given up fast food for Lent cause you couldn't really think of a vice when asked during religion class. So you feel guilty and tell her you can't go cause of the promise and she, a devout Catholic her entire life, tells you "oh, Sundays don't count for Lent." And you have never heard anything like that before and just Googled it and apparently there is some truth to it, however there is real debate if that is in the spirit of the whole thing or not. But now you're 30 and looking back on it, and you see that she didn't want to make you feel bad about eating food when you are a literal child and have no real control over such decisions, even if you did some dumb thing for Lent, of all things. And maybe she could have guilted you into a Filet-O-Fish at the very least but what would that do? Both in the moment and on the macro "spiritual fufillment," or whatever. So fuck it, you get you're usual two cheeseburgers (only cheese and ketchup) extra value deal and have a nice meal with her
1) Sausage biscuits (no egg), but only when massively hungover
