day 1; actually his head just did that.
this just happenned irl on it's own
(i forgot to continue this bit because it wasn't very funny but im going to catch up if i can)
JFK died of a heart attack about 6 frames before the shot made contact, so technically, he was not assassinated.
John F Kennedy assassinated himself from the degrassi gnoll.
the whole head-explody thing was an unfortunate side-effect of the design of the lincoln continental's built-in snack microwave oven, whose door lacked appropriate limit switches to turn it off when aimed at the president's big dumb head.
due to a planning error, audiences in nebraska were able to view the cgi renders of the assassination a full 2 hours before the actual assassination had been scheduled to take place.
there were not one, not two, but fifteen lone gunmen- all taking the shot simultaneously.
None of them knew of any of the others.
