whenever there's a parable or story where something fucked up and violent happens to a kid (to deliberately contrast the carefree nature of childhood with the violence of adulthood) that child's name is always "Billy". Billy is the name given to children to whom fucked up shit happens; moral of the story; don't be named Billy
no no you know exactly the shit I mean. this shit only happens to guys named billy. "little billy flushes himself down the toilet" "little billy's nuclear missile adventure" "little billy gets eaten by a shark" etc
br*tish nominative determinism has wierd rules