i will tell you the result
edit: busy @ work. please leave your button requests for me to address when i'm free πβ₯
edit: oh no, why did you all choose the self-destruct buttons?! π©π

queer furry thing
constantly seeking diversion
chasing '90s cyberdreams
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old pixel appreciator!
i wanna be an animal?
at least in VRChat
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my mh sucks, and
so does discourse
i avoid it
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into: music, photography (π·πΉ), old games, PCs, VR, furries, TF, gender feels, the millennium, π, yearning, etc.
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comments appreciated.
let's chat about nerd shit!
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something is written here...
"Hexapodia as the key insight"
i will tell you the result
edit: busy @ work. please leave your button requests for me to address when i'm free πβ₯
edit: oh no, why did you all choose the self-destruct buttons?! π©π
Jeez, fuck. We only get one button press????
Uuuh. We feel like this is going to be wrong, but our first instinct was pressing the indent on that round knob on the top right.
a DoorDash driver delivers a beautiful spread of all your favorite dishes, impeccably prepared
first meal finished (so many leftovers!), a message arrives: "What button will y'all push next?"
...ohgosh. Suddenly that food isn't quite sitting well with us. The weight of responsibility is pretty terrifying. Well, nothing that eating more of this ice cream won't solve~
7! 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7!!!
(Oh, and of course the leftovers are getting saved! Despite being full, we are very excited for our next meal!)
[We self-destructed so we can't express our feelings on this, but if we somehow were still around, we would express that we didn't know what we expected, and also self-destructing sucks! Can't do anything now!]
I attempt to pry it open with a screwdriver.
you self destruct
(your departing essence infuses the screwdriver, slightly increasing its rarity from gray to blue)
Is that a spirit level on there? What if we just wobbled the box around a bit
you self destruct
(authorities attempt to suppress the footage and it becomes a legendary VOD, commanding top yen on the streamer darkweb. also, the CD compartment opens)