i was able to covertly snap photos of my captors. they appear to be an anthropomorphic wolf, an ambulatory 8-ball entity, Twilight fucking Sparkle, and some sort of... mary poppins neko child?... i've been subsisting on... pretzels... fsr... wtf...
[unknown time has passed] it's the wolf again, seems agitated, shouting something..i don't... oh, oh no... no, NO NOT THE BALLS, I BEG OF YOU, NOT TH--blurghsaljabrlughlughblurghalgbhlurhgh

