sage

we love how in the middle it has the one answer that's just "I am not programmed to answer that question."

all these non-sequitors and falsehoods and somehow the cheetos were too much for it. because it's a brand maybe?

this blog is the same genre as personal favorite the ""SLOWine Blog"" (which is NOT actually the official wine blog of the San Luis Obispo wine scene), which is Absolute Generative Nothing Posts Designed To Farm Clicks that is so poor at its job that it just does something very clearly either unrelated or entirely nonsense sometimes

love this shit.
"yeah of course your cat can eat blue cheese, idiot. easy. no problem. it'll die tho"

"Can dogs banana peel? Yes, dogs can banana peel."

Yes, cats can eat Cheez Its. They are a type of cracker that is made from wheat flour and cheese.

This was a delightful read. Many good sentences in here

Do the cats cry?

The cats cry.