I assume "Malort" is the Chicago-dialect equivalent to "Alhamdulillah" or "Thank God"
"Thank God" is the exact opposite of what most people say when drinking Jeppson's Malört
There's a reason that "Malört face" is a thing. Fun fact, it was made to be a drink cigar smokers could actually taste. 😵💫
good news for me, a bat with no access to Malort but access to axle grease