i'm the guy whose atoms aligned just right with the wall and now my hand is stuck in it. which is cool i guess but, well, how do i say this..., it's the hand i use to jack off :/

100% on rotten tomatoes
i'm whatever you want me to be.
and also i'm an adult.


i'm the guy whose atoms aligned just right with the wall and now my hand is stuck in it. which is cool i guess but, well, how do i say this..., it's the hand i use to jack off :/