they should make a star wars spin-off series called Greedo about the bounty hunter and it's like a low-key grimy crime-drama thing: he's just an absolute shit-heel, full of himself but desperate but also sucks at his job. Comedy of errors, kind of Coen brothers thing, but then in like the second episode he just absolutely murks Han Solo in the cantina
You know they'd have to ruin it by making it a heavy-handed prequel story about how yelling "Maclunkey" as you die is actually an homage to a Rhodian tradition
