Me: I once wrote a One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish parody book about Herman Melville's Moby Dick in high school
My partner, who is not on cohost: Chost this
Who am I?
Call me Ishmael
Chapter One, I decided to fish (FAIL!)
I'm the only survivor of that king-of-all-fish whale
See, I was waving my arms with a big swish, swish flail
While overboard, I prayed: "I wish that I, Ishmael
Could get out of this horrible, surrounded-by-fish jail."
By my luck, The Rachel, an official
Whale boat granted Ishmael's fish-jail wish-swish-flail,
And now all I do is dish out my fish tale.
