one of the funniest jokes you can do is to take a verse that rhymes and replace the final word of each line with the final word of the first line
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you star
up above the world so star
like a diamond in the star
I'm in the business of misery
let's take it from the top
she's got a body like an hourglass
let's take it from the top
it's a matter of time
before we take the top
when I thought he was mine
she took it from the top
Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just cage,
Gotta gotta be cage
Because I want it cage
It started out with a cage
How did it end up like cage?
It was only a cage, it was only a cage
Now I'm falling a cage
And she's calling a cage
While he's having a cage
And she's taking a cage
Now they're going to cage
And my stomach is cage
And it's all in my cage
But she's touching his chest cage
He takes off her dress cage
Let me cage
And I just can't look, it's killing cage
And taking con-cage
