werm

oohh i'm just a small little goblin

a 1/1 worm creature spell for one black / one green, with tap - put a 0/1 black worm creature token on the onto the battlefield under your control


until someone drives past me in a car that has been modified to make loud noise for no reason, at which point I enter a berserker rage to put the vikings themselves to shame. zero percent to one hundred and eighty percent in less than a second - I am tearing that vehicle apart with my bare hands, shrieking, intent on complete destruction. nothing with satiate my bloodlust. I have become violence incarnate, the final end of all boy cars, despair as I rend your pathetic tin can to scrap metal. carnihhilation comes, tremble mortal and race no more


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