wanna make a waffle? that's easy!
mix equal parts shame, hate of oneself, and envy, until the mix is homogenous. add a table spoon of loser extract, 100ml of 33% cream, and 5g of dehydrated laziness for every 200g of the mixture. add exhaustion and disgusting patterns™ to taste. mix everything with a whisk or a mixer until everything is, once again, homogenous. let the mixture rest for 5 minutes, in the meantime prepare waffle maker — heat it and add a bit of butter. when ready, poor the mixture in the waffle maker, wait until the waffle is cooked, remove it, and repeat (don't forget to add butter every time, so waffles don't stick).
tada, you made a waffle!
best served with strawberries or blueberry.
