boyfriend made hummus. It's too thick. But he says it's just right and he likes it thick. He calls it "thick hummus." this is the worst pride month
WHILE I WAS ASLEEP HE ADDED WATER TO IT TO MAKE IT A REASONABLE CONSISTENCY AND HE BLENDED IT SMOOTHER. AND HE'S PRETENDING HE DIDN'T. HE'S SAYING WITH A LITTLE :3 SMILE NO HONEY THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS WAS. GASLIGHTING THICK HUMMUS
