feeling gender affirmed by being completely unable to sustain myself on "girl dinner"

feeling gender affirmed by being completely unable to sustain myself on "girl dinner"
the world needs to invent "guy meal", tbh. extrapolating from what what we eat in cardio sports for dinner, assuming the average guy is about a quarter as cardio-active as the average bicyclist, and that dinner comes after the work is done, i propose: two jars of peanut butter (down from four), uhhh slightly less beer, a piece of bread, and ummm some lettuce? guys like lettuce right? whit do guys like lettuce
i looked into it guys do like lettuce, even the guys who arent men supposedly, so lettuce is a go