fortunately the doctor recommended sucking on hard candy or chewing gum so for the next five days these are MEDICALLY REQUIRED lollipops, thank you
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Lmao oh no. I just introduced malört to many strangers and it was cacklingly loathed across the board
for a time I was the main Malört bootlegger for the Brooklyn comedy scene and I have thus drunk more Malört than anyone deserves to. I've done my time and now the call is coming from inside the house!!
i've been describing it as "that bitter coffee aftertaste, but like, All The Time"
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