this year I've seen a lot of sites doing "halloween sales" which feels kind of weird, but also, who am I to resist a fuckin bargain
the first time I saw one of these it was with smug smug winking commentary about it actually being some kind of sex pillow, and I would frankly like to see the diagram of what sex act would be improved by this. I'm open minded, man
it is my new best friend. I love it. I will be paying for it in installments for the next year and it is worth it. I do not believe this would be useful as sex furniture in any way but it's great for playing games on my phone in bed
