My favorite thing about government services is when you are referred to the Glorpo department, who then tell you they can't serve you, so you're sent to the Dorpo department who also can't serve you until you apply for Bobis Support. But you can't apply for Bobis Support without a signature from Deebis Support. Deebis Support only takes appointments on Tuesday on a first come first serve basis, and after 5 hours of waiting they let you know they're out of appointments but the Deebis Emergency Support might help. Deebis Emergency Support sends you back to Glorpo department.
Not a government story, but this happened to me at my college once
I told my advisor or whoever I wanted to change my minor to an education minor. He was like "Oh, okay, you'll have to go to the education department in this building", I did, waited in the waiting room for like 2 hours, got referred to another department, don't even remember which one, I think my original minor's department. I went to that one, waited in the waiting room again, got referred to my advisor, who was like "Just go back to the education department, and be more forceful this time." ??? So I went BACK to the education department and after waiting in the waiting room for another hour, I was informed that educational minors do not exist.
We discuss the endemic feeling of being a Dumb Baby Bitch, in which the world treats you as a contemptible idiot for trying to do literally any of the things you are supposed to and/or required to do.
