Ladies, if he is:
- funny but in a SFW way
- just complicated enough to be interesting
- lightly fantasy themed
- about language (but not spelling)
- made by a woman
He's not your man. He's the card game Oscacomp's Item Shop, and he's live on Kickstarter for two more days
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nextlevelbanana/oscacomps-item-shop