- princess"is the bi woman's cishet boyfriend allowed at pride" feels like one of those logic puzzles. like i have to get him across the river but i can't leave him alone with the cabbage
- princess!if the bi woman's cishet boyfriend crashes at pride, where do they bury the survivors
- princessThe Bisexual Woman's Cishet Boyfriend is a fallen london character
- princess!the polyamorous bisexual woman has three cishet boyfriends. one always lies, one always tells the truth, and one alternates between the two.
- princessif a bisexual woman brings her cishet boyfriend to pride, whose job is it to install debian
- princess!anyways, my actual take is that, like, how would you even know. is he wearing a shirt that says "don't get any ideas, homos". i have to assume he's an ally
- princesssorry, lady. your boyfriend's gonna have to suck a dick if he wants in
- princess!if a bisexual horse woman brings her cishet boot to pride, does love still win
- princessif a bisexual woman opens a door to reveal a goat at pride, should you switch your door to increase your chances of choosing her cishet boyfriend