posts from @wholemilk tagged #look I'm sorry

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hystericempress
@hystericempress

every now and then I see people go 'ugh, furries? I know they keep the corporate types away from spaces, but they're so open about all the sexual stuff all the time, it weirds me out' and like

have you put it together that there is a direct correlation between the two data points of 'keeps corporate influence away' and 'constantly open about their fetishes'

You? You look at a picture of two trans foxgirls inflating each other's titties at a beach picnic with canisters of whipped cream and see 'unhealthily unrealistic fetish content.' But me? I look at that same picture and see anti-marketing reactive armor. I see something that Johnson & Johnson will never touch in a million years. I see people fighting for your right not to be psychically-assaulted by Square Space ads.

and I ALSO still get to look at the giant titties so what the FUCK are you complaining about, frankly


wholemilk
@wholemilk

I'm pretty sure I'm not a furry but everyone should probably try wearing a fuzzy tail every now and again, and I know I'm NOT WRONG about this. The furries protect sex and sexuality harder than any human rights campaign ever fucking could. Also furries run the nation's networks so you can watch your little youtubes without interruption, etc, so get the fuck on board

Edit: good news folks my girlfriend says they will let me borrow their tail, which I will 100% wear at burning man next week