i'm like if a bodega cat was real

i post
i encourage audience participation
i like bugs
in my 20s, no kids allowed
i'm like if a bodega cat was real
they injected my cat with apple pay and now my card is in the red bc of the amount of yummy treats this fucker is buying
non binary with a massive iq they call me androgenius
like, yea cool gender win and all that, but i'd like it if the buttons on my work shirt would stop popping open every time i lean forward