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Editor-in-chief: "Looks like there's another low bridge story. Who wants to take it?"
*Caroline jumping up and down*
Editor-in-chief: "Anyone?"
Caroline: "Me, boss! This one was made for me, let me at 'em!"
Editor-in-chief: "Anyone other than Caroline?"
Everyone else: ...
Editor-in-chief: *sigh* "Fine, go, just try not to get too crazy this time, the BBC's on a budget. You get ONE photo of the bus stuck under the bridge. Don't come back with a 4-page exposé. Got it?"
Caroline: "Roger that. I'm on it!"
[Twelve hours later]
Caroline (calling): "I'm just wrapping up here at the scene. We're nearly finished with the reenactment."
Editor in chief: "The WHAT?"