The news out of tumblr was so stupid that it inspired me to bring out my basically-unused Eggman gimmick account that I meant to keep up but quickly abandoned due to not being sure how to balance earnestness with funny-ironic-neoliberal in the posts I wanted to make.
Feel free to use this text for whatever, i.e., if someone has some cash to burn and wants to pay Mike Pollock to read it on cameo