a thousand years after i die, i don't want the question to be whether i was a man or a woman.
i want scientists asking "what the fuck did you get hit with?" i want to die the most looney tunes death possible and somehow have that incident preserved for centuries.
"This is a perfectly intact ship in a bottle lodged dead center into your sternum, what the first class flying fuck could have POSSIBLY happened to you?"
"No, I'm not surprised that the katana killed them. It's the fact that only the handle went through them. There's no signs of any slashing damage, someone just shoved the back of a sword directly through their head. "
"WELL, YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME. THE HEAD'S HERE. THE REST OF THE BODY'S HERE. AND THERE'S A FULL-SIZED CRUISE SHIP BETWEEN THE TWO. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS ON HOW THIS POOR BASTARD GOT PERFECTLY DECAPITATED WITH A GODDAMN BOAT THE SIZE OF THREE FOOTBALL FIELDS, PLEASE. PLEEEEEASE SHARE YOUR INSIGHTS WITH ME."
