I misread "Tirek" as "Turok" just now, and I'm unsure if I'd be able to take them seriously with that firmly lodged within my psyche.
Dinosaur-hunting Native American warrior, heralded as "son of stone," whose title has been passed down through generations of his tribe
VERSUS
funy horses
it would be too self-indulgent to do an entire write-up about this, the same way i'd do for capcom vs everything, but please imagine the kind of circumstances that would lead to our Turok-of-the-year getting his ass kicked by the ponies. Especially if said Turok is Joseph Turok from that weird 2008 one.
