Unemployed 30-something slinger of too many words. Would happily invite people into my own little worlds if only anybody asked. I own an unwise amount of golf simulators (approaching four shelves now!) and otherwise tinker with retro computers and assorted video game nonsense.

LGBTQ+👍
DOS👌
🐂💩👎


Leave me a tip? Maybe?
ko-fi.com/wildweasel
Golfshrine Online
netizen.club/~wildweasel
Everything else I do
wildweasel486.github.io/

theworksofegan
@theworksofegan
  • people like my posts here
  • people actually leave interesting, helpful, or just plain nice comments here
  • the people i follow don't disappear from my feed for not adhering to some invisible and arbitrary set of rules
  • likewise, i don't disappear from others' feeds
  • the obfuscation of numbers and emphasis on comments has created, in my experience, a much friendlier, more normal posting environment
    • which means i actually want to talk to people and comment on their cool art, and people want and do do the same for me!
      • which means i actually want to be here!
  • and it's not like i get a lot of interaction, just like, a nice amount.

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rhinestoneCowboy
@rhinestoneCowboy

a thousand years after i die, i don't want the question to be whether i was a man or a woman.
i want scientists asking "what the fuck did you get hit with?" i want to die the most looney tunes death possible and somehow have that incident preserved for centuries.



rhinestoneCowboy
@rhinestoneCowboy

"This is a perfectly intact ship in a bottle lodged dead center into your sternum, what the first class flying fuck could have POSSIBLY happened to you?"


rhinestoneCowboy
@rhinestoneCowboy

"No, I'm not surprised that the katana killed them. It's the fact that only the handle went through them. There's no signs of any slashing damage, someone just shoved the back of a sword directly through their head. "


rhinestoneCowboy
@rhinestoneCowboy

"WELL, YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME. THE HEAD'S HERE. THE REST OF THE BODY'S HERE. AND THERE'S A FULL-SIZED CRUISE SHIP BETWEEN THE TWO. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS ON HOW THIS POOR BASTARD GOT PERFECTLY DECAPITATED WITH A GODDAMN BOAT THE SIZE OF THREE FOOTBALL FIELDS, PLEASE. PLEEEEEASE SHARE YOUR INSIGHTS WITH ME."