MICHAEL'S IN THE BAND

i'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
so tell me what you want, what you really, really want
i'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
so tell me what you want, what you really, really want
i wanna (hey) i wanna (hey)
i wanna (hey) i wanna (hey)
i wanna really, really, really wanna zig-a-zig, ah

🎶 if you wanna be my lover 🎵
you've gotta chase me off-stage (gotta chase me off-stage)
you know that i'm living
if you just disengage

🎶 if you wanna be my lover 🎵
you have got to live (you've got to live)
teching those is easy
anticipate the hits

if you want my future, forget my past
if you wanna get with me, settle it in smash
now, don't go wasting my precious frames
get your ass on Slippi, we can play some games

[refrain]

🎶 if you wanna be my lover 🎵
you've gotta have neutral skill (gotta have neutral skill)
don't just count on combos
to get you every kill

🎶 if you wanna be my lover 🎵
you need counterpicks (need counterpicks)
maining is too easy
but that's the way it is

macintosh external disk drive M0130, 1984 (source)

She looks hungry. Feed her a snack

mimic

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