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cathoderaydude
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i found this picture two days ago and i keep coming back to it. 1950s supermarket with mat_fullbright enabled. "Q: how many T12 fluorescent fixtures A: yes." you walk in and everything goes silent like a videogame flashbang and as your hearing returns it's just a deafening, bone-rattling 60hz hum. thirty minutes feels like a year. you walk the aisles. there are no other shoppers. you listen to the hum, and think about what life was like before the kids


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after passing through 17 aisles stocked with nothing but Wortman's Restorative Cream, you begin to feel a dull ache at the base of your skull. suddenly, a man dressed in a crisp white uniform appears in front of you. in a sickeningly sharp radio voice, he says, "say, friend! you look like a real smart shopper. could i interest you in Skip-a-Doo Dinner Flavorizer? it's the one with gusto!" you shake your head and ask where the exit is. silently, the man's face morphs into a gaping void, and he disappears into the shelves. you're not sure he was ever there at all.