Wintergreen

Surely, the website is now saved. I would save it. This is worth it.
(also I was giggling the whole time, thank you)

Please do not fuck the egg bug plush

fantastic work

Brava! Brava!

perfect, no notes

giggles thank you!

Incredible. A masterpiece. Also it has Chuck tingle energy and I love that

Call that Eggbuggery

my girlfriends is eggbug's sister and im a cohost plus subscriber i can confirm we get to fuck the bug

Hey hold on what was that about ryan reynolds

"Wow... It's so big..." She cooed.

"Don't worry. With Cohost Plus's increased upload limit, I can make it fit." The Cohost Plus Subscriber husked.

god

genuinely laughed out loud thank you

Making one of those braindead-shallow media theory videos with a thumbnail that's just eggbug putting on a clickbait face with the giant text "EGGBUX IS HER CUM?!?!?!"

I always love your writing but this is my favorite- It's beautiful

Pfaaa ha ha that was a riot! Thank you for this, 10/10 chost of all time.

This is so silly but the erotica is beautifully-written. I do really mean that. (Also, if I had a nickel for every time users of a website I'm part of made porn using some kind of logo/mascot of the site or fandom wrote crack raunchy parody porn of inanimate objects, then I'd have at least three nickels, which isn't much, but it is fascinating it's happened three times).

i increased my subscription from one up to three cohost pluses after reading this

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Holy shit Spectre, that was fucking inspired. I gotta go find some pennies so I too can fuck the bug.

The beginning of this reminds me of @aurahack18’s Hype Train!

the site is saved now

goodness gracious

https://cohost.org/edith-is-dead/post/5056252-intern-secretary-egg made something extremely stupid

Petition to rename the trope to Cohost Plus Subscriber Syndrome.

(This is fantastic; I laughed so much)

Can I headcanon that Intern Secretary Eggbug put on some smooth love honk to get in the mood?

We need more unserious pornogrophy in the world honestly

It's all we can ask.