Sonic Heroes but it stars another kind of speedy blue hero. Each of the four teams is a Democratic president, vice president, and secretary of state.
Biden—Harris—Blinken
Obama—Clinton—Kerry
Clinton (Male)—Gore—Albright
Carver—Mondale—Muskie
When Hilary Clinton rotates to the front of the party her voice clip that plays is "It's my turn!" and that is the only voice clip so you will hear it fifty times per level. Joe Biden's voice clip is "Don't mess with me, kid." Carver's team is like Team Chaotix where nobody recognizes these characters and insists they were made up for the game even though they're definitely quite old. Gore has the ability to stop time with the power of his chaos emerald. Secretary Blinken is able to carry Biden and Harris in his arms and fly over obstacles using his two spinning tails.
In my day we'd go down to the county pool and play with our offal in the water and that was good enough for us you remember? These days kids are celebrating democracy and they don't even think about how their internal organs would taste.
