Security guard at Sainsbury's watched me take a photo of the circus poster outside and then buy eight cookies, and now presumably thinks I'm a child trapped in an adult's body like Tom Hanks in that one film

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Security guard at Sainsbury's watched me take a photo of the circus poster outside and then buy eight cookies, and now presumably thinks I'm a child trapped in an adult's body like Tom Hanks in that one film