what the hell kind of computer-generated SEO nonsense did i just wander into

hello! i make logic puzzles and interactive fiction games. i'm good and nice
what the hell kind of computer-generated SEO nonsense did i just wander into
a mutual of mine runs the seobot account on tumblr thats gathered some really, really fantastic bile vomited up by these things. https://seobot.tumblr.com/
Jokes about the gene pool and serial killers really break the ice on Tinder!
Brb changing my phone name to “My Kiki”
“Down Throat” does sound mature I’ll give them that
I love I am Yellow, and actually would probably rename my phone that if it weren't currently named after a dinosaur. I also think The King in Yellow would be a good phone name, esp if it's a primary social media device
well now i'm curious... what dinosaur is your phone named after!
It's named Carnotaurus Delight! My last one was named Archaeopteryx Recapitulation.
Why does my phone need a name? It's a phone, not an anthropomorphized phone.
it's depressing how much worse these are than the stuff janelle shane had on her blog as a joke, which I guess is because she actually read them before posting 🤷♀️